you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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