I could have mohawked her pubes.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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