I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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