He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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