What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i think i scared a bird with my dick
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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