Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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