People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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