So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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