So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
So squirting runs in the family.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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