Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
