I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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