I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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