sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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