Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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