um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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