And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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