I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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