Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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