Just fell off a train. Bad.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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