Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You've changed since you got that strap on
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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