How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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