My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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