it was like his penis was on wheels.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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