can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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