So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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