Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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