I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Randomize
