didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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