So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
