Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
