guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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