I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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