two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Two words: blizzard sex
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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