So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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