i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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