in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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