ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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