There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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