Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
sarcasm needs its own font
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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