belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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