Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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