sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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