He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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