We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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