He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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