We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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