if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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