I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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