Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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