That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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