I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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