I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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