so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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