im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't want my vagina anymore.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize