never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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