Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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